rand(u)mb! volume 2

phontos like a motherfucker!

inappropriate??

...here is yet another reason why they make me sit at the kids table during
thanksgiving dinner.


so, today has been quite an odd day.
i'm sick, not sure, it might be mad cow.
woke up dumb earlier than i needed to.
i decide it would be smart to watch porn
instead of going back to sleep.
upon arriving at work, i realize that i am
in a giddy/giggly mood.
not in a sweet, cute and cuddly way.
but more like in an embarassing, lecherous
old man fashion.
not good when some commission is
investigating the department you work in.
not good at all.
it certainly allows for some hilarious situations.
for instance...
when someone comes to spot check my work station
and informs me that i cant drink coffee at my desk, instead
of admitting my guilt, i try wholeheartedly to convince them
that i am not drinking coffee, all the while giggling in their
face.
(not good)

for instance...
when a patient begins to complain that they have
been waiting too long, and you decide to try and lighten
things up with a joke about the situation,
something along the lines of "seeing that you got some time, you mind filing these charts?"

or my favorite...
when one of my elderly patients bends slightly to fill
his cup at the water cooler, and basically craps his pants
with a wet thunderous roar, and i start cackling
till i almost pass out.
yeah!

btw...
nobody thought any of this was funny.
not one person.
no co workers, administrators, people standing by.
nadie!


i will more than likely hear about that whole coffee thing.
yay.
i am a fucking secretary.

obizzie got it on lock!

wow
obama got his own channel on dish network.
bad ass!
mcbloodshed don't got none.

this is by no way an endorsement.

i am just saying, if he gets into the white house, don't be surprised if the first
thing homie does is put his stacy adams' on.

PIMP

spread em

dirty little bear slut

she keeps them wide open

for strangers

so they could hit it from the front.

27 on the 27th

and so it was...

i turned 27 this past saturday.
and decided to celebrate with two
days of festivities, and a third day
absolutely by mistake.


last friday
i got duped into having a trashy
bday bash at club duvet!
wack ass excuse for a new york night club.
i knew i would hate it.
but absolutely loved the idea of getting all dressed up,
and making a big deal about going to a place i dislike.

the place bit ass.
the bouncers, while molesting my pretty brown ass, almost
found two grams of my favorite party favors.
and the open bar was a jip cause only one bartender
was serving.
still chugged like four free vodka and cranberry's.
the music was horrible.
enjoyed some dancehall ish though.
party favors were up and flying.
shots were had.
patron
wild turkey etc.

the beds were wack.
by half past midnight, i was piss drunk.
and dont recall much.
this evening was fly because of the people who came out.
what happened at the end of the night, is blurry, and
should stay between me and roz. LOL
good times

saturday
a few of my closest friends, took me out to eat
raw oysters.
amazing!
kumamoto's motherfucker.
after that we had numerous beverages
at a blarney stone in hell kitchen.
and then my great friends and incredible girlfriend surprised me
with a show to see
the legendary comic Paul Mooney!
yeah son, nuts.
i think he did a two hour set.
PERFECTION!

now sunday...
that was on some mistake shit.
me and the roz, on almost four hours
of sleep in two days, we went to
a friend of ours' engagement party/brunch style
at Tosca's.
buffet set up.
good eats.
and unlimited mimosa's!
bad news.
at one point all of the couples friends and family looked
in awe, as me and roz chugged down champagne glasses
and demanded more.
after that everyone seemed to accept the idea of getting
sauced on a sunday afternoon.
which is what we did.
and for sure after we got home,
we continued to drink.

what a weekend!

here are some pics...
there are many more, and i am sure i will be
forced to put some of the others up at a later date.

enjoy!

hate hate hate hate

my handwriting is horrible!

hate mail isnt illegal right??

rand(u)mb!