Friday, November 7, 2008

yarmulke?





yesterday, a young women with a serious developmental disability stumbled in to
be seen. her mom was with her, and they were in full hasidim uniform.
in a moment of watching this girls mother struggling with her yiddish diaper, i wondered...
is there such a thing as statutory faith!!????

are people forcing their religious belief systems on children before they are even
old enough to shit without wanting to touch it???

is that fucked up

its not that i don't respect said belief systems.
i just find it fishy that they can't let their little mutants
decide for themselves...

they would be heartbroken if little saul became a hindu...
or john paul mormon became an atheist

or worse
if one of these kids, turned 13 and decided to drink babies blood
to gain the power of flight, the parents wouldnt be very understanding of the
left hand path.

shouldnt there be some kind of special hell/heaven for kids who havent decided
what kind of god they believe in...
sort of like a twisted pinata party...everyone is having a blast, but they are
also bleeding from the eyes.


obviously my mom didnt do a good job of raping my beliefs.
god damn pentecostals!!!!
i mean do they really expect a short story book to convince
us?...
we have the internetz now kid!

all praise the bandwidth.

i hope this offended somebody.



ox
m

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

taste the rainbow motherfucker!

this south american lady, that i hooked up
with an appointment today, gave me a
bag of skittles as some kind of tip.
i think the idea of the impending sugar high,
made me giddy.

wtf

i officially inhabit a place where some jerk off with
a headache giving me a bag of candy, could make
or break my day!

anybody there?
is this thing working!
please please please
come get me fired.

blame the candy

Thursday, October 30, 2008

fiesta sorpresa: or how to properly ice luge jack daniels.

these are some pics from the krautkrotch's surprise bday party.
wow, what a night! yes that is an ice luge, and yes that is a double pump beer funnel.
there was a great cake fight.
good times

ps as you can see, we got fucked up!








































































Tuesday, October 28, 2008

chilp pockets on stones...



















commute

i take the 4 train to work

ridership is up by three hundred percent.



this means that twenty minutes into my 45-60 minute ride, its packed.
packed enough that i get rudely disturbed, which ruins my lexington line nap.



so this morning i wake up to an old lady trying to stand on my ankle,
a middle aged puerto rican dude with his spic baby maker way to close to my face,
and a jamaican lady staring directly into my eyes.

wtf








what you can't tell by simply seeing this picture...

i was about to vomit, cause i got a whiff of the aforementioned old lady.

she smelled like a dirty omelette.

thats life in the big city!

Monday, October 27, 2008

...

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

George Carlin

Friday, October 24, 2008